int main()
{
   printf(ansi_art("Hello World!"));
   printf(intro());
   return 0;
}


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geek: one who passionately pursues skill especially technical skill and imagination

bio: geek, part-time ninja, emu farmer, net addict. My motto: "The mind is a dangerous weapon even to the possessor if he knows not discreetly how to use it". I like rain, fresh air, and ice cream. My favorite drink is water. I also have sweet computer hacking skills and ninja skills. I enjoy a feisty debate. I love gadgets, movies, and all things geeky. I manage eDiscovery projects accross the country. I enjoy anything relating to science, technology, or philosophy. I live on a 0.2 acre emu farm that currently has no emus. I enjoy listening to all kinds of music. I'm fluent in English and Klingon. Due to a congenital birth defect I am not immortal.

personality: I am not anti-social, but I do need (and deserve) my private time and space to retreat from the world. Unlike extroverts, I need to develop a concept of the world or some aspect of it before experiencing it. Too much socializing may sap my energies. My energies are derived from exploring the inner world of ideas, impressions and pure thought.

While I do process information through my senses I add a twist to my processing by relying on intuition and serendipity. I look for undercurrents of meaning and abstractions in what I experience physically. I do not just see things just as they are, but as what they could be. While I may rely on common sense at times, I trust inspiration far more.

I like decisions to be made as soon as possible. I am not comfortable with loose ends and like to see conflicts resolved as soon as possible. I have a preference for a well-structured, orderly lifestyle with few surprises. It may not be all that important who makes the decisions that gets things done as long things do get done. I take commitments very seriously. While I am not inflexible, I do like to stick to a plan once it is set into motion.

I evaluate data and reach conclusions by using my ability to apply logical, objective analysis to the information before me. My thinking process values consistency and fairness over the affect my decisions will have on others. I compare courses of action logically and make my choices based upon what consequences I see them as having. If there is something wrong with a plan, I am the one to ferret it out. This does not mean that I am cold and unfeeling, but that my thinking process is analytical.

I am an individualist and very independent by nature. I am very adept at devising systems and creating theories. Self-improvement is important to me, and I look inwardly for the energies to reach my goals. I am creative and an excellent problem solver that has the endurance to get the tough jobs done. I need my privacy and time for introspection. So much in the world interests me that I sometimes have a difficult time choosing what activity to pursue next. In relationships I am very loyal and prefer a traditional structure. I tend to only demonstrate my affections to those who are very close to me. I enjoy one-on-one relationships that are very intimate. I sometimes like extroverts, because they can take the “heaviness” out of my personality. I love the intellectual arena and the exchange of ideas. I am very sensitive to rejection but hide my emotional vulnerabilities well. While very loving, I can get so absorbed in my own projects that I neglect those around me.
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